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As if its sheer fabulousness is not enough of a claim to fame, it seems the 5 star Abama Resort in Guia de Isora is also a place of romance and magic. It turns out to be at Abama that po-faced and hatchet-hearted Heather Mills ex-McCartney found her own true love.

Chunky beefcake Jamie, a holiday rep, melted Heather’s heart when she saw him playing gently with Beatrice her four year old daughter with Sir Paul.

According to that beacon of truth and fairness, The News of The World, Heather came clean to Jamie about her sordid past but he being such a stout-hearted chap doesn’t mind a bit about her ahh… glamour shots and educational sex tapes. I don’t imagine he would given that he was skint before meeting her and she’s packing 25 million of Sir Paul’s hard earned dosh in her back pocket, do you?