It’s taken a while but I finally got round to joining Facebook and still don’t think I have quite got the hang of it. Though the social networking aspects of it are obvious it is all the peripheral add-ons that steal my time.

In the same week my Facebook friends introduced me to one video that was so beautiful it moved me to tears and to another whose very description was enough to tell me that it would move me to tears of an altogether different nature.

I hope you get as much joy out of Christian the Lion as I did and that you will take a moment to sign the Animal Saviours petition against the skinning alive of cats and dogs for the fur industry – even if you too can’t bring yourself to watch the video.

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Given my previous post today’s sugar sachet should have been handed out at Sam’s wedding as a gentle reminder to all present about the meaning of the day:

Amar consiste en econtrar en la felicidad de otro la propia felicidad

The culprit behind this piece of pithiness is Gottfied W. Leibnitz, a German philosopher, mathematician and author.

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It has taken me the whole weekend to recover but I’m pleased to say that Sam and Paul finally got spliced in Los Cristianos Judiciary on Friday. The simple registry service may have bound them legally but it certainly was not enough to satisfy the happy couple who wanted to mark the special day with a ceremony by the sea in the company of all their friends.

If final proof were needed that it is possible for two expats to get married in Tenerife, then the following pictures taken at Sam and Paul’s wedding party on Friday would be all that was needed.

After the legalities had been dealt with in Los Cristianos Sam and Paul raced home to prepare for a Blessing service which was held under a gazebo on the rocky seafront at Flicks Bar and performed by Pastor Bill from the Christian Fellowship in Coral Mar. My two babies also participated with Hania taking her job as Best Maid very seriously. She stood stock still throughout, while Sami looked fab but had ants in his pants after five minutes.

Being as this was the wedding of the year in Costa Del Silencio of course everyone had their glad rags on and even Sheila who had arrived hot off the plane the morning before and was exhausted from a hectic few days managed to live up to her reputation as a glamour girl. Her partner in crime Snake Hips Eddie was looking good but unfortunately he never sat still long enough for us to get a shot of him.

Sami who looked a star in his traditional Canarian costume had done his best to show restraint as a page boy during the Blessing but for a lad whose favourite t-shirt reads ‘Caution Contains E Numbers’ it is not surprising that he had built up quite a pot of pent up energy by the time he was released to play.

Hania looked lovely in her best dress and photographer Karen got some beautiful shots of her and her brother (as well as the bride and groom of course, :) ). Hania really did her Mum proud and judging by the number of fuzzy photographs she took of me and her Dad dancing she was either proud of us or totally mortified and wanted us to know how daft we looked the next day.

It honestly has been quite a while since Nino and I have enjoyed a night out as much. Flicks Bar did a great job and both owner Zina and her daughter Karen were ideal hosts. Being introduced to Zina, I was told that she is a regular Tenerife Tattle reader (which explains who the other one is) so she’s obviously a lady of great refinement and taste.

To get in touch with Flicks to arrange a bash you can call Zina on 922786 248 or email on zinacf@hotmail.com and you can call Karen to book her as a photographer to cover your next birthday party or office knees up on 922 784 515/671856326 and email her on kittykat_d@msn.com

A great time was definitely had by all. Sam looked radiant and Paul looked happy, Hania looked like she’d escaped from the Titanic movie and by the end of the night Sami looked like a sleeping ’40’s gangster.

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Today’s sprinkling of Sugar Sachet Wisdom is from that famous Spanish writer Maria von Ebner-Eschenbach:

En la juventud aprendemos, en la vejez entendemos

Silly jokes aside, Maria von Ebner-Eschenbach was an Austrian novelist and playwright who once quipped “There are very few honest friends – the demand is not particularly great”. Bear that in mind when you ask your best friend if you bum looks big in this before the Christmas party. ;)

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In their own words Clas & Susanne, County & Western & Line Dancing stars of the Oasis Mango in Los Cristianos promise, “We have spent 3 long days to deliver the new baby and you who pre-order, will have it on mail ASAP.”

Startling as that may sound, they are referring to Susanne’s latest album. The three day production does indeed sound like a labour of love and can be ordered online or on location at the Oasis Mango.

On their blog, Tenecountry, C & S also promote a BBQ Wednesday:

BARBEQUE SPECIAL WEDNESDAYS

The barbecue is served 7-9 pm.
It’s beef, chicken, pork and sausages…Canary potatoes with mojo sauces, barbecue sauce and 5 different salads and bread and grilled corns etc. The price is 12 euros/ person and for that price you can eat as much as you like.
Reservation: 922 753818

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Since Gaga generously gave my husband an iPod Shuffle for his birthday I have never put it down. The only thing that would make this little piece of wizardry any better is if it was wireless and the music piped directly to my brain. You wait. In years to come we’ll all be implanted with an entertainment chip which will render all these wires and torturous earplugs obsolete.

Hundreds of years ago I remember getting a telling off for staring at the strange scar that wandered down the forehead of an old friend of my parents’. It looked like Bob had had an accident with his bubblegum which had left him with a silvery grey trail down the middle of his brow. It was, of course, a surgery scar from some old war wound. Being that the old bugger was always pulling my leg, I can’t be sure that he was telling the truth, but he used to say the metal plate that they’d installed to replace the bone in his head picked up radio signals.

I bet auld Bob would get a kick out of the thought that the gullible wee lassie that used to gawp open mouthed at his tall tales now considers him a fore-runner of modern entertainment technology.

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Every morning Bampa and I drop the kids off at school and then go to the same cafe for our morning coffee and crossword. It’s not just that we are deeply boring creatures of habit (though we are) or that the cafe makes particularly good coffee (though it does), the cafe we use provides sugar sachets which each have a quotation by one or other historical Spanish figure.

For those who enjoyed my easy listening method of learning Spanish, tune in daily for my Sugar Sachet Spanish and see what you make of the morning dose of wisdom or humour I get with my coffee each day.

Today’s offering is romantic in nature:

El amor nace de un flechazo; la amistad del intercambio frecuente y prolongado. Igor Caruso

Answers on a postcard please…

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