How could Sir David Jason, Del Boy to legions of Only Fools and Horses fans, have been such a plonker?

Never mind the silly uproar in the newspapers about his ‘Me hat, me coat’,  joke being, ‘…inappropriate’, it wasn’t funny! Coming from such a legendary comic, I am in shock!

Here is a funny inappropriate joke about a Scotsman from Roddy Martine:

Jimmy goes into a bar and asks for a single malt scotch.
The barman pours it and says ‘It’s an 18-year-old.’
Jimmy replies: ‘It’s awful wee for it’s age.’

And another inappropriate joke about some poor soul with a speech impediment courtesy of 19 year old entrepreneur Fraser Doherty:

Patient: Doctor, I can’t pronounce my F’s, T’s and H’s.
Doctor: Well you can’t say fairer than that then.

These and other jokes were compiled by and printed in The Scotsman last December as a way to forget the chill and the credit crunch under the headline Top Jokes to Cheer you Up.  Go and have a look. It’s worth a laugh.

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