According to The Sun in the objectively titled article, “Volcano Fear Hits Tenerife” we may all get blown sky high this summer. Yawn.
Scientist Dr. Alicia Garcia fretted, “Tenerife is our great worry and problem.”
My great worry and problem is paying the rent actually but there you go.
The Daily Mail is obviously failing to scare the living daylights out of holidaymakers, so The Sun is trying this new trick.
It’s the Beano and the Dandy I am worried about.