(That’s two down as in two players missing not two games lost).

The Globe Bar is Costa Del Silencio’s most openly gay-friendly bar but two of the darts team (I suspect perhaps not the brightest of the bunch) were so horrified to discover that openly gay hosts Chris and Adam were actually homoseckshul that they backed out tout suite and scuttled off elsewhere to throw their arrows.

Hopefully they found somewhere where they can throw their arrows straight and narrow without fear of rubbing shoulders with anyone … you know.. like that. Meanwhile back at the Globe, the darts team are two men (or women down) and are looking for some volunteers.

You can find the Globe Bar next to Mr. Booze in Tre Bol and by all accounts Chris and Adam are doing a brilliant job as hosts. The bar is open from 2pm to 2am and serves food and topical entertainment (Big Brother, big football games, etc.) and all at reasonable prices too.

Pool players are also needed for next season so if interested in darts, pool or contacting the Globe, call Chris or Adam on: 637569770 or 617963814.

What is this latest nonsense from the PC brigade? Given their way, they would like to make it a crime to use any language that could be construed as offensive to gays and this includes in writing or within any part of the entertainment industry.

To me, you are gay or straight in the same way as you are tall or short, fat or thin, baldy or hirsuite, black or white. It’s part of your humanity and should therefore not be something has to be  tip-toed around like a big pink elephant in the middle of the room.

Bringing this prissy, over-protective rubbish into reality would have the likes of Kenneth Williams and Larry Grayson spinning in their graves and what’s more … it makes gays out to be victims or in need of special protection instead of quite big enough to fight their own battles, thank you.

Before long, the only humour we will be allowed legally will be kid’s limericks and that is only if they don’t feature any short, gay, Scottish, black tinkers in them.